Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
