Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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