My brain says no but my pants say off.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
MIDGETS
????
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
