Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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