he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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