ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize