Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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