sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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