I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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