Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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