: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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