I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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