So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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