Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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