He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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