He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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