she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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