his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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