Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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