Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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