Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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