he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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