i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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