dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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