i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Two words: blizzard sex
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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