Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
as a side note pls kill me
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
