Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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