dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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