Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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