This girl is more easily done than said...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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