I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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