YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Your dad touched me again.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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