can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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