I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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