dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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