evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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