I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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