Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
