I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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