dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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