I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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