so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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