Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
only if we run a train.
done.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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