butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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