And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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