So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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