She's JV to your varsity
She is in my trunk
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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