I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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