i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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