So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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