Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I touched a dick in church today
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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