i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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