But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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