I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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