I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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