Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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