Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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