Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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