Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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