Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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